324 covers · 3000x3000 · text-free · streaming-ready

Album covers built for artists who'd rather not use a stock template.

Funny classical, cinematic portraits, drift phonk, hyperpop, rage, reggaeton, country, indie folk, and more. Drop one into Canva, add your title, export, upload to your distributor.

The four bundles

Pick a volume, or grab all three.

Same content categories across Vol 1 and Vol 2 with no overlap. Vol 3 covers eight modern genres specifically. Buying the bundle saves $48.

Vermeer pearl earring with AirPod Pigeon king on throne Rembrandt with Crocs

Vol 1 - Funny Classical & Cinematic Portraits

121 covers

Renaissance, Baroque, Rococo, and Dutch masters remixed with 2026 absurdity. Vermeer's earring becomes an AirPod. Rembrandt wears Crocs. Strong faces, painterly authenticity, instant album-art read.

Ophelia with headphones in bath Napoleon corgi on Roomba Arcimboldo fast-food portrait

Vol 2 - Renaissance Chaos & Cinematic Portraits

119 covers

Pre-Raphaelite, Romantic, Mannerist, and Symbolist parodies. Ophelia floating in a bathtub with headphones. Napoleon as a corgi on a Roomba. Arcimboldo built from McDonald's. Different specific covers from Vol 1, same vibe.

Reggaeton neon perreo Hyperpop chrome puffer angel Drift phonk Tokyo alley

Vol 3 - Modern Genres

84 covers

Drift phonk, hyperpop / Y2K, rage / opium, dark ambient / witch house, country americana, indie folk, corridos tumbados, reggaeton mexa. Built for the genres other premade-cover shops don't bother covering.

Save $48

The Complete Set - Vols 1 + 2 + 3

324 covers

Every cover from all three volumes. If you make music in more than one genre or you're a label / collective, the bundle is the obvious pick. Same files, $48 cheaper than buying separately.

What's actually in here

Specific vibes, not generic stock.

The whole catalog leans into recognisable moods so a buyer can scan a folder and know exactly which cover fits the track they're putting out next month.

Funny classical
Vermeer · Rembrandt · Caravaggio · Vanitas · Rococo · Pre-Raphaelite · Sistine · Byzantine
Cinematic portraits
Charcoal · oil chiaroscuro · pastel · charcoal · Modigliani · Klimt · Hopper · environmental
Drift phonk + hyperpop
Tokyo alley · Dubai rooftop · chrome skull · pink smoke · Y2K cyber · butterfly clip · pool float
Rage + opium + dark ambient
Horned mask · void aura · barbed wire rose · candle chapel · VHS veil · ritual altar
Country + indie folk
C10 sunset · empty highway · porch rocker · meadow sunrise · pressed flower · honkytonk
Reggaeton mexa + corridos tumbados
CDMX neon alley · lowrider seat · desert truck · tejana chain · rancho horseback · rooftop pool
How to use them

Buy. Drop in your title. Ship.

Every cover is text-free at 3000x3000, which is the sweet spot every distributor accepts. You add the title yourself in 60 seconds.

01.
Download the ZIP.
Pay on Gumroad, get the link instantly. Each volume is 100-210 MB. Unzip, browse, pick the one that matches your track.
02.
Add your text.
Open the JPG in Canva (free), Photopea (free, browser-based), or Photoshop. Drop a text layer with your artist name + title. Export as JPG.
03.
Upload to your distributor.
DistroKid, TuneCore, Amuse, CD Baby - they all accept 3000x3000 JPG. Same file works for Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube Music, Bandcamp, SoundCloud.
FAQ

The questions you're actually about to ask.

What's the license? Can I release a song with one?
Yes. Non-exclusive commercial use - put it on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube Music, Bandcamp, merch, music videos, anywhere your music goes. You can use as many covers from a pack as you want for as many releases as you want. Only thing you can't do is resell or redistribute the covers themselves as a pack to someone else.
Will someone else end up with the same cover I picked?
Possibly. These are non-exclusive. With 84-324 covers per pack and a finite buyer pool, the practical odds of a clash are low, but it's not zero. If you want absolute exclusivity, message me and we can talk about pulling a specific cover out of the pack and selling it to you exclusive.
What format are the files? What size?
Every cover is a 3000x3000 sRGB JPG, <5 MB each, named descriptively (e.g. funny_11_vermeer_pearl_airpod.jpg). The packs are flat folders, no nested subdirectories - one ZIP per volume. Each volume also includes an 00_INDEX.html thumbnail grid you can open in a browser to scan everything fast.
What if I don't like any of them?
Gumroad's 30-day refund policy applies. Email seangularity.biz@gmail.com within 30 days and you get your money back, no questions asked. The gallery on this page is a fair sample of what's inside, so you should know before you buy whether the vibe lands.
Why do the covers have no text? I want a finished cover.
Because every release needs a different artist name and title. If the cover came pre-baked with "TRACK ONE / ARTIST NAME" you'd have to edit it out anyway. Text-free at 3000x3000 means you drop it in Canva, type your text, export, done in 60 seconds. There's a 3-step "How to use" above with exact instructions.

324 covers. $99.

All three volumes, every cover, one download. Works out to about $0.30 a cover, and saves you $48 vs buying separately.

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