Renaissance, Baroque, Rococo, and Dutch masters remixed with 2026 absurdity. Vermeer's earring becomes an AirPod. Rembrandt wears Crocs. Strong faces, painterly authenticity, instant album-art read.
Funny classical, cinematic portraits, drift phonk, hyperpop, rage, reggaeton, country, indie folk, and more. Drop one into Canva, add your title, export, upload to your distributor.
Same content categories across Vol 1 and Vol 2 with no overlap. Vol 3 covers eight modern genres specifically. Buying the bundle saves $48.
Renaissance, Baroque, Rococo, and Dutch masters remixed with 2026 absurdity. Vermeer's earring becomes an AirPod. Rembrandt wears Crocs. Strong faces, painterly authenticity, instant album-art read.
Pre-Raphaelite, Romantic, Mannerist, and Symbolist parodies. Ophelia floating in a bathtub with headphones. Napoleon as a corgi on a Roomba. Arcimboldo built from McDonald's. Different specific covers from Vol 1, same vibe.
Drift phonk, hyperpop / Y2K, rage / opium, dark ambient / witch house, country americana, indie folk, corridos tumbados, reggaeton mexa. Built for the genres other premade-cover shops don't bother covering.
Every cover from all three volumes. If you make music in more than one genre or you're a label / collective, the bundle is the obvious pick. Same files, $48 cheaper than buying separately.
The whole catalog leans into recognisable moods so a buyer can scan a folder and know exactly which cover fits the track they're putting out next month.
All covers are 3000x3000 sRGB JPGs with no text baked in. You add your title and artist name in any image editor (Canva, Photopea, Photoshop) before uploading to your distributor.
Every cover is text-free at 3000x3000, which is the sweet spot every distributor accepts. You add the title yourself in 60 seconds.
funny_11_vermeer_pearl_airpod.jpg). The packs are flat folders, no nested subdirectories - one ZIP per volume. Each volume also includes an 00_INDEX.html thumbnail grid you can open in a browser to scan everything fast.
All three volumes, every cover, one download. Works out to about $0.30 a cover, and saves you $48 vs buying separately.
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